Roasting today is an art, showcasing wit and humour through creative banter. While for fun, using savage roasts responsibly matters. Want to roast? Engage with friends, win arguments, but ensure all appreciate the lightheartedness.
Friendly savage roasts to win a friend during an argument
- I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
- Are you always this slow, or are you just conserving energy?
- I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
- Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?
- I’d call you a tool, but even they have a useful purpose.
- Were you born on the highway? Because that’s where most accidents happen.
- Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
- I’d say you’re a disgrace to humanity, but even that would be an understatement.
- Is your goal in life to spread ignorance, or does it just come naturally?
- You’re the reason they invented the mute button.
- You’re like a human version of a broken pencil – pointless and annoying.
- Are you always this annoying, or are you just trying really hard today?
- I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
- I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
- Do you need a map to find your own point?
- I’d explain it to you, but I have neither the time nor the crayons.
- I’m not here to babysit you. Google exists.
- Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.
- I envy people who have never met you.
- Your face is fine, but you should try matching it with a personality someday.
Twenty Funny Savage Roasts
- The people who tolerate you daily are the real heroes.
- I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one.
- You should really come with a warning label.
- Someday, you’ll go far. I hope you stay there.
- I’m sorry; I didn’t realize I had to dumb it down for you.
- You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
- Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?
- Please tell me you don’t plan to home-school your kids.
- You’re like the end pieces of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you, but nobody wants you.
- If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
- If your brain were dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
- You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
- I’m sorry, was I supposed to be offended? The only thing that offends me is your face.
- I’ve seen more interesting walls than you.
- Sorry, I don’t have time to listen to your delusions of adequacy.
- It’s impressive how you’ve made mediocrity your superpower.
- I can’t imagine what it’s like to be you, and I hope I never find out.
- I’m sorry for hurting your feelings; I thought you already knew you were stupid.
- Stop acting like you know everything unless your name is Google!
- I don’t understand your specific kind of stupidity, but I admire your total commitment to it.
Twenty Brutal Savage Roasts
- If you had a brain transplant, it would be an improvement.
- It’s impressive how you manage to live with such a disappointing personality.
- I’d call you a tool, but even tools have some usefulness.
- Were you born on a highway? Because that’s where most accidents happen.
- I’m surprised your mirror hasn’t cracked yet.
- Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I love to hate it.
- It’s a shame your personality doesn’t match your Instagram filters.
- If stupidity were a profession, you’d be the CEO.
- Your face is proof that evolution can go in reverse.
- Were you always this dumb, or did you take special classes?
- I’m not saying you’re a hot mess, but even a dumpster fire looks better than you.
- The best part about you is still running down your parents’ leg.
- I’d slap you, but I don’t want to be accused of animal cruelty.
- Your face could turn Medusa to stone.
- Your face makes onions cry.
- I’d challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear unarmed.
- You should carry a plant around to replace the oxygen you waste.
- The only way you’ll ever get a six-pack is if someone buys it for you.
- If ignorance were a superpower, you’d be a modern superhero.
- Too bad you can’t photoshop an ugly personality.
Twenty Lists To Roast Haters
- You’re so boring you could make a sloth fall asleep.
- I’d insult you, but it looks like nature beat me to it.
- The ocean called; they’re running out of shrimp and want you back.
- I’m not saying you’re ugly; I’m just saying you have a face only a mother could love.
- If stupidity were an art form, you’d be Picasso.
- Did wolves raise you? Because your manners are truly animalistic.
- You’re not pretty enough to be this stupid.
- You’re so fake; Barbie is jealous.
- I would explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons.
- I’m sorry if my brutal honesty inconveniences your delicate sensibilities.
- I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
- Your IQ test came back negative.
- You’re impossible to underestimate.
- If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
- The last time I saw someone like you, I flushed it.
- I’d sue my parents if I had a face like yours.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, and God made us beautiful, but what happened to you?
- If you’re the answer, then I must be asking the wrong questions.
- I’m not saying you’re stupid; you have bad luck when thinking.
- It’s remarkable how you’ve mastered the art of disappointment.
Savage Roasts That Leave a Remark
- I love the sound you make when you shut up.
- Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.
- How long did it take you to come up with that one?
- If you don’t like my opinion of you—improve yourself!
- Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.
- I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem!
- You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.
- Shock me; say something intelligent.
- I would ask you how old you are, but you can’t count that high.
- Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.
- I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- Life is full of disappointments, and I just added you to the list.
- You speak an infinite deal of nothing.
- Normally, people live and learn. You, on the other hand, just live.
- I see you’ve embraced your inner stupidity; it suits you.
- My life may be a joke, but it’s not as funny as your face.
- The trash will get picked up early tomorrow. Be ready.
- I don’t know what your problem is, but I guess it’s hard to pronounce.
- 2 words, 1 finger. Do the math!
- You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
